Thursday, September 01, 2005
Brits Revoke US "Independence"

British actor/comedian John Cleese seems pretty cheesed of with the people from the US of A. Here's a letter he wrote to this group of conceited clowns. "In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed..." Click here for the full letter. Another thing to note... I've stopped calling them Americans. This is an insult to the people of South America, Mexicans and Canadians. They are also Americans. Just not as stupid.

# Crapped by Toadjuice on 9/01/2005 12:03:00 pm

Comments:

Insightful..... Amen!

# posted by  JonnBryan : 9/07/2005 10:47:00 pm

 

Maybe some PRC comedian should write something similar .. since it could possibly be them who 1st found them .. before Columbus!!

# posted by  Froggy : 9/18/2005 08:03:00 pm

 

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